conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

(via pepsidimples)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via mischiefmanagedxo)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via pepsidimples)

do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

The Lost Boys (1987)
do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

The Lost Boys (1987)
do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

The Lost Boys (1987)
do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

The Lost Boys (1987)

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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(via anchorsandtentacles)

  • *Chris Traeger voice*: LITerally